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Radish greens are also really good in salads (and can be used in making pesto as well - as can carrot and other root-vegetable greens).

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re

“...22 year old shithead MPP...”

What’s incredible is that Scheer was, at worst, only the third worst person running for that leadership.

Well, fuck. There goes all the Lou Marsh award suspense.

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

How many touchdowns have most of us scored in a job where there are, at best, 150 people who can do it on the highest level in an industry that generates $12b of revenue in a year? Because AB is arguably the top receiver in the league.

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

Luis is correct. The chances of being able to get fouled in an NBA game make it the easiest to accomplish.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

My kid is rather large (45 pounds at 2.5 years old) and towers over 4-5 year olds. What is the number one thing I get from strangers or people I am introduced to? “BOY, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A LINEMAN ON YOUR HANDS BETCHA CAN’T WAIT TO SIGN HIM UP”

I’m a millennial that thankfully isn’t as destitute as all the rest claim to be on Twitter, but it’s still a solid $200 for me, wife, and toddler to go to a ballgame between tickets, bullshit “convenience fees” online, parking, and food. Going to a game has become a once, maybe twice a year thing for our family,

I’m about as big a baseball fan as a person can be and I’m still a baseball fan despite it all so I agree the game’s troubles are overrated. That said, the game is in a bad place right now. Maybe not economically to a meaningful degree, I still subscribe to MLB.TV and everything so they’re still getting my money, but