Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Get a 99 percent parse as a Demonology Warlock in World of Warcraft. 

However, the writer did appear to be knowledgeable, which is a potential downside, according to a recent survey I saw.

Stick to politics, Barry. Nobody wants to read about a team that wasn’t good enough for Philly or KC.

Its fatal flaw:  It doesn’t run iOS.

I don’t know if it’s just that we got a lot of Italians from the right region in Toronto but the idea of a Panzerotto being in any way less famous than a calzone or somehow less well known is weird. They’re everywhere up here. Just about any pizza place does one. There was even a chain up here called Panzerotto Pizza.

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

That’s exactly how it works on the Model 3. I love it. I love not having to carry around a key in addition to my phone and wallet. Next, we need more states to allow for digital ID/DL’s. 

82 when you’re sleeping? Good god, I would never sleep.

The king’s been crowned for a long time, dude.

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

Even when plenty of people are around to assist, I still use the squat rack. Human being reaction time and strength can’t beat fixed metal bars.

Kind of frightening that this is something that McDonald’s gets righter than most when it comes to burgers. 

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

Well, is 1/3 okay?

FIFY

The Ryan Fitzpatrick jokes go in the Miami Dolphins WYTS comments.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

“Walmart is a company that has always placed its associates and customers first”

I think the great shame of io9 merging into Gizmodo is now I have to share the environment with a bunch of disaffected tech bros and Libertarian snotrags.