7. Let her pick the ring.

Hey Aubrey, if the earth is only 6,000 years old, then how do you explain the existence of Jamie Moyer?

Here’s an idea. Get fucked.

First time on Deadspin, eh?

That needs a trigger warning please.

Shittiest time to be a Toronto sports fan period.

That is still one of my favourite games to have ever had the pleasure of watching, even if it was only on television.

I probably watched Doc pitch in person 5-6 times. Through the Riccardi years, I would get out the ballpark twice a year or so, and it seemed that he always started when I’d see them against the Yanks.

He…

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Maybe they can finally check on his rabies issue.

The go fuck yourself tee.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Congrats on living somewhere your packages don’t get stolen. I live in a “nice” neighborhood almost exactly a mile from the statistical top heroin corner in North America (GO EAGLES), no ordering of packages occurs without a roommate plan and some strategic scheduling because a stoop a foot from the sidewalk is a…

I think 99% of people flatter themselves by thinking anyone wants to hear the inane conversations they have everyday. What, do you think they sit around going, “Hey Dave, you gotta hear this. This guy wants his wife to pass him the pepper!”

It’s not every day Deadspin runs the same headline as Breitbart.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

You missed the joke like Philadelphia misses quality basketball

Riot Games has a process. The 76'ers are going to have to trust it.

Can’t spell Maraghy without Magary.