Two words and a letter:

We’ll give you a chance to come back. No we won’t.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Well sure. Toronto real estate prices being what they are, some people are being forced to buy Meth houses.

Fuck that chinstrapped Don Cherry wannabe motherfucker.

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

Except that most of the “liberalness” of ESPN has been “Hey, don’t be racist or sexist, especially in public.”

It’s wrong yes but it happens and he should work on it to correct it. I will admit it was always a go to insult for men who are now in our 30's-40's etc.

Kelly Olynyk, the King in the Gourth

Do you really think we’re not having nuanced convos about sexism in the Trump administration? That’s cool, thanks for reading!

Yeah, scallops can swim...

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

Eh, seems to me most of them are just a little rough around the Wedges.

That sucks.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

This is the same reason I won’t adopt a child.