Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

Perry the Platypus would be a sneaky great pick.

Breaking2: Marathon Boogaloo

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Great. He’ll probably brag like a typical crossbro and claim he crushed some whitetail.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

Is this sports?

Spray Weber

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

It JUST got over the wall, which explains the Lord’s reticence to unleash another mighty Bat Flip.

Coyotes 2.0: Don’t Desert Us

One ought not read the Sun for any reason.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Miami Dolphins players Arian Foster, Jelani Jenkins, Kenny Stills, and Michael Thomas all kneeled

That Marine didn’t even take off his hat!