I dunno, this dingus seems like he has The Right Idea:

I like to gauge the overall intelligence of the Niagara Region by reviewing Facebook comments posted on the local newspaper affiliate pages. By that metric, we’re all fucking doomed.

The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.

MOVIES

To be fair, measuring the amount of onions required in a recipe by number can produce extremely varied results. Those onions you get in a 3 pound bag are relatively small compared to the mammoth onions you can get from the farmers market.

Nah, it’s really not. 

I’m in Canada, but having worked in the industry I can tell you:

Tulo doesn’t have the longevity, nor did he really have a sustained peak that wasn’t interrupted by injury, to make a real case for the HoF.

Agreed. Asking someone who is working out - even if that workout includes them checking their phone (because, c’mon) - is my last resort. I wouldn’t want the interruption, and they likely don’t either. There are a million other options available for me at a fully equipped gym. 

The Jays traded a guy who could have been signed to an extension for a reasonable amount of money, and who expressed his strong desire to remain in Toronto, to anchor a pitching staff which will be required to support the admittedly strong core of positional talent that is starting to break through for...not much of…

Yeah we exclusively buy Oreos as an alternative to binge eating like, M&M’s or something.

He has a career ERA/ERA+/FIP of 3.76/113/3.60 and that’s *including* attempting to pitch injured last year.  If you remove those ~100 innings his numbers are verging on elite. 

The Jays have Stroman under contract through 2020.

When a not insignificant portion of the population suffers from either

Yeah i’m not defending publicly financing sporting venues at all - especially a stadium for a team from one of the Big 4 North American sports.

I think on a smaller scale, where the venue has a larger impact to the downtown or surrounding area, it sometimes makes sense. I live in a fairly large city in Ontario, and the downtown was a complete mess until talks of an arena for an OHL team were made public. Since the arena has been built, the downtown has…

I’m one of the only people at my office who doesn’t drink coffee, as in, the traditional cup of coffee with whatever added in.

You know, it’s possible after a shocking and traumatic event to realize “Hey, maybe I shouldn’t be associated with this person anymore.”

What takes several minutes is ALL the tasks together.

You’re right