It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

“artist commonly referred to as a snake emoji”

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

My family always thought we were a boring Italian family living in Italy. Turns out my great grandfather had seven kids with an African woman when he was in Ethiopia, but they all came out crazy white. My grandma was adopted by an Italian couple but was really the love child of an American soldier and an American…

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Michelle has consistently declined ever wanting to run this great country

Plus, Dr. Evil became President of the United States. WHOA!

Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

I would have gone with “why have children when you can have cake?” but that’s just how I roll. (Also, cake).

Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

The comments on the Facebook announcement are insane. All these Trump fans are announcing that they’re boycotting TCM because they’re going to “push liberal propaganda.” There are even people calling for a quota system. On a movie channel.

So, how long before they replace him with an equally evil piece of shit?

Oh hey maybe we’ll unknowingly pass each other. Small world!

Doune: that’s a twofer!

I don’t even care; I’m there for it.