I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

President Jonad! Only outcome that makes sense. But frankly, I’d like to see President Richard Splett somehow.

My kingdom to see Malcolm and Selina scream at each other!

I hope Selina doesn’t lose to Jonah but I feel they are setting us up for it. But I hope they bring up Jonah’s irascible uncle. And I could definitely use more Kent and Ben!

But does it work?

Blessed are the wrinkled, for they shall know the power of L’Oreal.

I’m a believer, but not an evangelist, so I’m not out here trying to convince people to believe in anything. I’ve personally had a very challenging year, so I definitely can’t argue - and never have - that simply having faith is enough. God technically never promises that faith means things will be perfect all the…

Punching one Nazi doesn’t help. Punching a whole bunch of Nazis literally solved a world of problems.

I was listening to Joshua Johnson on NPR’s 1A this morning, and he brilliantly compared the monuments to t-ball participation trophies. He said why are we celebrating the losers? The pro-monument guy (Sons of the Confederacy member) was tongue tied. I cackled!

“These people were terrorists. They were traitors. Why are we honoring them?”

I get this, but in reverse. In an argument with my father this weekend, he took the side of Nazi protesters and told me that if I wasn’t so pathetic I’d be able to do something to improve my life and the lives of my family. Because I believed the government should condemn nazism.

Headline should read Virginia not West Virginia

Terry Gross, House of NPR, Mother of Draggin’s.

I have not watched The Crown yet, but I have to give a shout-out to Bel Powley’s turn as Margaret in the thin but charming movie A Royal Night Out. Hilarious.

Having JK tell you what Hogwarts House you’d be in instead of some dumb Buzzfeed quiz is the epitome of goals.

I’m going to go see this tonight! Because we legit need more diverse movies where the main focus isn’t THE STRUGGLE for once and with diverse POC, especially Women of Color having a good, raunchy time. I hope it does really well.

I don’t even need to read Eclipse or watch the movie now. thank you.

I found it oddly satisfying. Like this video:

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…