I just had a pap test come back positive for one of the “unspecified” strains of HPV. The best part is that I haven’t had sex in four years. I wish I could have been vaccinated. When I was of the appropriate age, it was still brand new, and the FIRST of the three shots cost me $1200. WITH insurance. My poor…

My mother makes blueberry wine and has used condoms as her preferred cap for years. A childhood of opening up cupboards and having to explain to friends what they glimpsed inside: jars of inflated condoms everywhere.

Hopefully this contract ends with him replacing Mike Matheny as manager, which is exactly how his career started.

Congrats!!

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

Are you assisting people who bike by advocating for more bike lanes? If not, you have no right to complain. Bikes will remain, and likely grow, as a fixture of American city life for years to come. Both motorists and people on bikes are inconvenienced by the lack of bicycle infrastructure, but that is the city’s…

I don’t know if this varies from state to state (or maybe city to city) but where I live it’s the law that bikes have a right to use the road and they’re actually prohibited from being on the sidewalk.

When she painted her FACE on their wall!

True Story: My parent’s friends were on this show and they ended up with a PIRATE SHIP in their living room. They had to spend so much money redecorating.

I love Hildi so much. I think my favorite is when she did a family’s kitchen and put wine bottle labels on the wall as wallpaper and the other couple flipped during the reveal because they were Christians and she defiled their space with alcohol. Hildi is the best.

Never Forget: Hildi’s upside down room...

My daughter is black, but doesn’t look it at all. My dad said she’s going to hear a lot of shit when she’s around white people when she’s older. He said he hopes she knows how to fight.

I agree. It’s really important to me, and I’m so glad to see that it’s meaningful to readers.

I’m not in Eden to make friends...

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Stuff like this is why I laugh when people suggest Capote wrote To Kill a Mockingbird. I don’t doubt he loved Harper Lee to pieces but he would NEVER let someone else take credit for his work. He couldn’t even handle other people covering similar material. Even though he knew it would never challenge the masterpiece…

I don’t think celebrities are necessarily obligated to voice political concerns, but when TS uses feminism as marketing, I think she somewhat opens herself up to this kind of criticism.

Jesse James and Mel Gibson can go jerk each other off while staring unblinkingly in each other’s eyes while asking each other: “Don’t you think we’ve paid the appropriate price and our abominable behavior should never be spoken of again?”

I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.