Wow, I agree with PETA on one thing. Will wonders never cease?

What the NCAA should do for March Madness gambling is, they should randomize the brackets so some winners of the first round would be rotated to different, unannounced regionals for the next round. But no one would know which teams would play after each round so Americans couldn’t gamble without having to re-do their…

Imagine if this was reversed.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

I eagerly await her next project so I can continue coveting her hair and Mrs. Coachism

C’mon, former Jezebel Editor, Erin Gloria Ryan! You knew what you were doing.

Yo, so I skillfully combined two memes in one: ‘How it feels to listen to a podcast’ & ‘woman laughing alone with salad’. I’m ... a very lonely person.

I feel this.

That last sentence is brutal!

Damn. Bravo is right. Her follow up statement covers all the bases and shuts down pretty much any of the bullshit criticism that might have been levied at them. Good for them.

Correction: I said “Show us the dick!” because I A.) am specific and B.) will not be censored.

Jason Chaffetz should be booed, and often — by people who know how! I’m pleased with this development, but I’d be more pleased if he wasn’t the one running the Oversight Committee.

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

Warren/Franken (or vice-versa, either way works for me) 2020!

Warren/Franken 2020: Witty AF.

Can we have Al Franken as her running mate?

I just heard my senator, Dick Durbin, on MSNBC. Apparently Sen. Warren, with her popularity and articulateness (is that a word?) gets under the Repubs skin like no one else in the senate. So it was personal.

Here is a link to a PDF of the letter from Coretta Scott King. Please fax it to Mitch’s office with the header “Nevertheless, She Persisted.” His fax number is (202) 224-2499, and you can use HelloFax or any other free faxing service to send it from your computer.

There is no fucking way Warren is not running in 2020... they are setting her up and she is rising to the occasion.