*cause black is fowl I feel....

“I wear black on the outside, ‘cause black is how I feel..... on the inside.”

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Fair enough. Re-written in American:

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Yep. Between this and the Bush daughters’ letter to Sasha and Malia I’ve been having a lot of feels on behalf of the Bush family lately. It’s Bizarro World up in here.

Yeah, if W wants to skip the inauguration to be with his dad, that’s totally understandable.

Trump’s note 4 years from now:

Bill Clinton fake-coughs into his hand. “I’m so sick,” he drawls. “I think I’ll bail and just binge-watch some ‘Criminal Minds’ instead.”

Romeo + Juliet soundtrack. Come at me, y’all.

Or we can name something for Jeff Sessions. Is there an outhouse somewhere in need of a name?

I loved the Clueless soundtrack

Ace of Base.

Longstreet is such a fascinating guy and one of the few Confederates who actually seemed sorry for what he did and tried to rehabilitate himself through not only words but also actions, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Longstreet

And I’d hate to take a day off from anyone, but maybe can we stop closing local government offices on Lee-Jackson Day. (Today, btw)