National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Not really wanting a reply to this question, it’s more rhetorical - but who the fuck 1) watches a video of a suicide and 2) decides to share it? Jesus wept, man...

My fave- “and this is my suitcase, Robert.”

Wait what? I thought it wasn’t out until this weekend! I have wasted DAYS!

I’ve realized that my greatest achievement in life is probably that Ms. Fisher once “liked” a tweet I twitted.

I have yet to hear a single Republican explain clearly why they think the ACA is such a bad thing. Why giving 30 million citizens access to lifesaving care is something that needs to be undone. Or why they are not a bunch of blood-sucking, evil hypocrites considering they all get free healthcare for life at our…

It was an amazing coincidence that the death of the prohibition on selling out coincided exactly with the moment that selling records ceased to be profitable.

So I’m like a million fucking years old and I understand that this has become my get off my lawn moment but I really do miss a time when selling out was a bad thing.

Never having seen an episode of 7th Heaven, I can still swear with certitude that Catherine Hicks’ quip about Collins’ coffin in still the best thing about that show ever.

Super agreed! (He dated Tyra Collette. He can marry Kirsten haha.) (ETA: Also fun fact — he was the only FNL cast member who had actually played high school football!)

YOU DONT SAY THAT ABOUT LANCE

I can’t even begin to aspire to that level of genius.

I guess it goes to show the current state of affairs that my immediate assumption on reading the headline was that she died.

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

Nobody embraces deprecation better.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

I hear you. My mom’s a narcissist & bipolar. Carrie Fisher helped me understand and have empathy for my mom, but there’s no way I can ever be close to her.

I can’t believe they’re both really gone.

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.