Growing up, I remember my mother devouring every single Kathleen Woodiwiss, Danielle Steele, Debbie Macomber (even Sidney Sheldon) book as soon as they were released. We must have had hundreds of those paperbacks in our house. This was the same woman, btw, who went through our entire set of Encyclopedia Britannica…

You are MAKING THIS UP

We recently had a show on BBC Four HD called “All Aboard! The Country Bus”, which was *two* hours of gently panning cameras mounted on the top deck and roof of a bus as it travelled through the English countryside on a sunny afternoon, only breaking to a different view to swap to the lower deck camera to show…

OT but related. My spayed 10 year old dog is experiencing a false pregnancy. Pretty sure that Trumpo Dullton is responsible.

The Crown is a very good show and a very good distraction.

This trailer put me in a good place, and I hope the movie makes a billion dollars.

Truth, I stubbed my toe today and it hurt like a motherfucker. Way worse than my IUD and my IUD has kept me not pregnant. I lover my copper so much.

My insertion wasn’t bad at all but the removal was pretty painful. It took three tries with an ultrasound in between the second and third attempts...sneaky little bugger was happily lodged in my uterus and did NOT want to come out. Apparently that’s not very common and I was just lucky, ha.

I was just considering doing the same thing. I got mine in 2014 which puts me good to go until 2019, but I’m planning on being in my last year of law school by then... soooo it might be a good idea for me to go ahead and get it changed out so I’m good until after law school at least. I’d hate to have to try to come up…

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

I’m happy I’m not single bc I would start every date with “so before we order any apps or drinks, I have one question.... did you vote for that shitbag?”

And stop MARRYING them too.

Not sure about sex, but my wife keeps grabbing my ass and yelling “I’m a billionaire president and I can do anything I want!” I’m guessing there will be no sweet, sweet lovin’ at our house for quite awhile.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Any word on Canada’s favorite rice cookers? Asking for a friend.

Any word on Canada’s favorite rice cookers? Asking for a friend.

I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

Who needs terrorists to disrupt a nation’s way of life when you can just convince half of them to hate their own constitution, to want to dismantle their own rights.