THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

Wow, I’m really surprised.

I’ve said it multiple times on Deadspin: my interest has entirely shifted from the NFL to soccer this year. No commercials, very few stoppages and unbelievable skill of the players just makes it so much more entertaining.

NOT ALL WHO BREAK ARE BROKEN, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BREAK YOUR OWN HEART, lmao what does this even meannnnnnnnn

“If Billy had been passive or responded ‘Shut the f— up’ to Trump, Billy would have been out of a job the next day,”

Well, Dublin and Edinburgh are about to receive all the money which used to pass through London...

An American friend of mine said he thought Trump was worse than Brexit. I told him that Trump hasn’t happened but Brexit has and will keep happening and oh God we’re so fucked.

Actually the referendum was not legally binding so the government could have (& still could) set aside the result and not done anything. Of course, while that would have been perfectly legal it would’ve been political suicide to do.

I’m sorry this has happened to you. I’m in the UK, white, english speaking, and with ILR. So many people start conversations with me about the “problems” with immigrants. I look them dead in the eye and tell them I’m an immigrant too. There’s an embarrased silence and then a rushed “but you’re the right kind”.…

It’s maybe not fair to put a picture of Theresa May up there.

• Don’t wear glasses. After November 1, 2016, photos with glasses won’t be accepted.

Hee hee. This reminds me of that insurance commercial where they had poor Flo tied up to be burned as a witch. Exactly NO accused witches were burned in New England—there is no way any colony is wasting enough precious firewood to burn a human being.

Honestly, it’s been a blessing. Yeah, we fucked ourselves over comprehensively because we’re xenophobic and don’t believe in facts but look at that orange hot air balloon! I’m pretty sure Theresa May engineered the Bake Off scandals just so no one paid attention to the current shitshow that is UK politics.

They are entirely justified.

FUCK OFF FARAGE

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

I’m slightly uncomfortable with a 50 year old man in a backwards baseball cap lecturing other men about their head fashion choices.

Who are you “hold the phone” people srsly