Try to be happy for her. I went from an H to a D (couldn't go smaller for safety reasons), and it was life changing. My quality of life has improved tremendously, and there are so many activities that I can do now that were closed off to me before. Plus, I can actually buy shirts with buttons!

The interest you pay on that shit will be around long after the clothes have dissolved in the washing machine.

I love when Martha plainly states she is in a bad mood right around 00:50.

Well, I mean, they couldn’t call it the We Choose Not To Act, could they?

Lowes the new pet store, where you can buy a toilet as a cage for your snake.

Basically this.

I pissed off my employer big time by standing up for myself after patiently putting up with unfair treatment for months. I’m almost definitely quitting that job, and I consider pissing management off an accomplishment.

That’s awesome! And thanks for starting this thread. I guess I have 2 brags -

People who resell shit at absurd markups are the worst. Broadway tickets, limited clothing releases, when new Nike’s drop, etc...

So based just off Jia’s description, is it fair to say this show was Empire for white people?

NO WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY CONNIE BRITTON FIX NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING

Things I will miss:

1. This is actually the most I have ever related to Meghan Trainor.

eh, she should have told them to just photoshop that part out.

that one’s me... cuteness overload :) i’m having a dog

I had no idea how insane people were about knowing the gender of a fetus until we were in the process of adopting a baby and the birth mother had chosen not to find out whether it was a boy or a girl. I did not think this was a big deal. Apparently, I was wrong. This drove people CRAZY. People who were in absolutely…

I’m very hhappy that The PCP laced weed I sold you guys worked

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

Well, if it makes him happy to soak up the sun, why not? No one said it would be easy owning a dog! You should get some sun yourself, Bobby; you seem pale and a change would do you good. Every day is a winding road! Gasoline! All I wanna do!

For me personally, I remember watching these shows when I was living in the hood. The way they lived seemed so out of reach, so over the top... and now it’s not. I’m thankful for that. Rags to riches isn’t just for rap stars, people.