Erin Gloria Ryan also told me I had the comment of the year once.

Please start writing Food Network Fan Fiction IMMEDIATELY

I know I say this on every wedding-related post but you guys I miss I Thee Dread :(

oh, so this is fine, but my american psycho themed wedding isn’t?

Thanks, Yacht but I’ll just listen to this instead:

Well, that seemed uncalled for.

It had to be you [Bobby], wonderful you [Bobby], it had to be you [Bobby].

Oh piss on your hat!

So, which are the Canadians, Irish ones and Swedes? Also, can you seriously tell me that Lori Petty has something better to do than show up for this awesome pic? I bet she still feels in Geena Davis’ shadow... “Mule!.... Nag!”

What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

Oh, you know my sister?

I call those people “serial monogamists.”

She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

No reputable tattoo parlor will give you a face tattoo. At least not unless you’re completely covered in tattoos already. Same with hands.

My first real (French) kiss was during one of those kissing games at a school party. Even though it was my first, I thought: this can be done better. It could (thank god).

1. She had a serious car accident when she was 20 and went head first through the glass.

Whatevs, I love her witchy hair and I wish mine was as glorious

I'm a redhead and our genes I think make us hate strong smells, especially air freshener and cheap candles. I'm dying for her perfume because I love rose and think maybe she of all people understands my nose. And of course I'm a cat lady so the bottle is fabulous. Do I want it $145 bad? Yes, yes I do.