Yes Phyllis, the lemon bars are STORE-BOUGHT. No I don’t want a recipe for next time. Get off of my fucking back about it.

I can’t help you but I wanted to share that I will be seeing Queen Bey with my 80something year old Dad at Gillette in June. It was his idea to go. He won’t be reading a book in the back.

No James, eating while not hungry will make you go bananas

I didn't know Prince was a vegan. Wow and I like that he wasn't obnoxious about it too.

All I know is that I need a bacon cheeseburger palate cleanser.

I am a through and through Arsenal fan but you know what? Fuck it, I love this guy. I love this team and this entire story.

I was just in Asheville, NC, a few weeks ago and took a tour of the Moog factory. Even if, like me, you’re not into synths and electronic music, it’s an awesome tour just to see everything being built and programmed and tuned by hand. Plus, you get to play around with their gear in the showroom/store that’s the…

I hate their youth.

Playoffs are exciting because they’re an elimination tournament. The EPL has an elimination tournament: It’s called the FA Cup, it features like 700 teams from every level of soccer in the UK, and winning this tournament is a separate achievement from winning the league.

Actually, they had to win 22 games and draw 11, resulting in a point total that exceeds any other football club in the English Premier League.

It’s really the best way to crown a champion. The team that was the best thoughout the season won the title...not the team that got “hot” at the end of the season.

There are no NBA playoffs, the team with the most regular season wins takes the title, and a team from the D-league was promoted into the NBA and then won said title with a payroll 20% as much as their competitors.

I haven’t announced this to my family yet but I’m bursting with excitement and anxiety and nerves so I just have to tell someone

Proper training and regulation! Yay! Integration into the regular medical community! Woot!

Yes, a lawsuit seems like a reasonable reaction instead of, you know, asking the barista to go light on the ice.

Dixie Chicks can cover whatever the hell they want. They have earned their stripes. Blazing hot career destroyed by the right wing and the media for uttering a simple truth.

WHY IS THIS EVEN A LYRIC VIDEO THO? I taped this off the radio and listened to it on repeat like 100 times a day. Like I could do a dramatic reading of this song from memory.

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Remind me again how the whole “legislating who can use which restroom when” thing jibes with the notion of “Small Government.”

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