A state provides free birth control and finds it works. Then decides they are going to keep doing it.

I originally thought you would eventually stop beating this horse into soup. Then, I realized that someone green-lit daily Kristin Cavallari posts. It’s going to be a long summer.

OK, so now I see him with a gas mask on. THANKS for reminding me of one of the freakiest Dr Who episodes.

I shall not believe this! Satan I rebuke thee in the name of Jon Snow.

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

Yep, same. Except I have 1999 running through my head, which is strange because it’s one of my least favorite songs thanks to cheerleading camp in the summer of ‘99.

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

if I was an actress I wouldn’t even want people knowing that I was registered to vote.... that would mean being over 18 and thus one foot into the grave

I have the same birthday as Prince William, but I’m older... my mom was pregnant the same as Diana was with William and she always seemed irrationally proud of it for some reason.

They were totally awesome when I met them in this dream I had once

Hey, tell us more about winning, Mr. Toon fan.

Really? Because I’m a Royals fan, and thus have no love for the Cardinals, yet this is the biggest driver of deadspin’s shtick wearing on me.

Even as a Cubs fan, this is salty and weird.

“Got a lot wrong” strikes me as a funny way of putting it, since the movie seems to have virtually nothing to do with the actual history.

On that note; I once inserted a tampon with icyhot traces on my fingers. Big mistake. Big.

I have so many friends who refuse to see spy (this movie specifically. They want to see The Boss and Ghost Busters.) for this reason. They think she’s playing the same character and they won’t listen to me when I say that Spy is ah-may-zing. Amazing. I will admit that it is similar (also I don’t care because it’s…

And I will continue contributing to those box office numbers, because no matter how terrible the movie Melissa McCarthy almost always manages to make me laugh until I pee.

Hoppiness makes me endlessly angry. Not everyone likes hops. Move on, beer people!

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.