We're going to need proof. Please take a picture of her sneakers.

I wouldn't talk to Regis if I wasn't paid to, either.

This reminded me so much of Jackie Hoffman in the Funcooker episode of 30 Rock.

Maybe, maybe not — depends on how flexible the judge is.

But she was trying to burn it down. Just like when Christ kicked the yoga instructors out of the temple.

I want to party with her and the guy who got invited to the wedding in Philly!

I have a friend from grad school who, right after graduating, married a dude who heavily pursued her, and now she's this kept woman/hausfrau living in Modesto, California. Her social media presence is SO depressing to me, but I don't want to dump her because I think she's lonely and she'd notice. Her Instagrams are…

Dr. Ruth - straight up talking about my 2 favorite things! Taco Bell & penises!! also does Jaden freak any one else out? just a wee bit?

Namaste, Mothafuckas

Fortunately the fire wasn't practicing proper ujjayi breathing, severely limiting its oxygen supply.

"I though it was going to make me happy."

"Even as I'm walking out the door, he kept trying to put his hands on me, and I was like, 'No!'"

I always wondered what my yoga instructors would look like when they snapped. This seems about right.

I took my first yoga class yesterday and tbh I kind of see what she was getting at.

White guy. He can walk down the street carrying said penis extension without getting shot by the cops. They'd just assume he was a Good Man with a Tiny Dick.

I appreciate that this gets the clicks and all, but could we talk about some awesome women for a second? Like how the Guardian's staff just chose a brilliant female editor, and they're already leading the way with a host of brilliant women writing for both them and the Observer? Or how about the YA Book Prize being a…

What age 'does' menopause start or does it vary? I dont know as my mom died when i was 19 (43 now) so it wasnt a subject available for me to discuss with anyone. Personally i would love to take out my uterus and chuck it into the nearest abyss because of over heavy times.

This just makes me think of that scene in Erin Brockovich when the redhead from CSI says, "If you have no breasts, no ovaries, and no uterus, are you still a woman?" and Julie Roberts says, "A much happier woman" or something to that effect.

I know she did some iffy stuff when she was young, but damn if she didn't grow up to be an amazing and inspiring woman.