All I want from this situation is for Seth Rogen to not respond and never speak to or of Justin Bieber ever again. Watching Bieber's reaction to being ignored would be hilarious.

Seth Rogen is roasting him.

Every time Death comes for her, she rips him a new ass and he slinks away.

This hit, that ice cold

I'm 100% convinced that this whole color of dress shit is a conspiracy to keep us distracted from real issues and events, it's rather convenient that it became a thing on the 3th year of Trayvon's death and around another congress pissing match.

a leg? but i see it as a face...

But is this really even "caught"? Because that one guy that got 10 million in diamonds and only nine months in prison probably thinks he got away with it. Even if they do catch him trying to sell the diamonds later, they can't put him back in jail, double jeopardy.

February 26, 2015

Tell me this wouldn't do amazing things for your posture?

This is the only thing I've seen that makes me actually want to watch the movie.

I'm glad the state of Texas is really putting horrifying cartel violence in the proper perspective: How it impacts drunk 20 year olds.

How about a Fight Club?

Wow, you must be a real peach.

I'm giggling so much over that toast.

Apparently my parents' wedding was kind of a shit show. There was a blizzard that day, and my Oma totally bit it walking into the church. The priest was drunk (my dad said he could smell the wine on his breath for the entire 2 hour ceremony (mom's side is Greek Orthodox)). Aaaaand the best man gave this toast:…

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there are at least two of us! I call us "30 somethings"

I'm not asexual but I'm not having sex either so I can empathize with you feeling left out when people around you are talking about their sex lives. I just feel uncomfortable and a little jealous. I know I could get dick anytime I want but I guess I'm kind of picky and I get turned off easily.

Good question! There are a whole fuckton of us in this world. "Born-Again Celibate"? "Been There Done That Asexual"? "Already-Paid-My-Dues Grayzone"?

So what is the made up term for "I haven't dated in a really long time and haven't had sex in over two years but it's cool because I was a self-embracing slut in my youth and I have done pretty much everything on my sex bucket list so not much interests me and have come to the realization that a lot of times sex is…