Where does 'DonkeySauce' appear on the menu?

Really, congratulations to these brave Floridians, courageously disproving the stereotype that the homosexual community has better taste than us heteros.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Thank you. The former punk in me only knows this as the sign for "circle pit." Which I was really hoping J-Lo and Streep were about to initiate.

I feel like I would have loved this in a pre-left shark world.

Guns don't kill people, the pavement kills people? Or was it the holster?

The fact that people just casually walk around America with guns on their person terrifies me. I'm a New Zealander living in Australia, and even with the drop bears I can't fathom it.

Weird, because Haagen-Dazs is usually such a reliable source of high quality research.

I love Ben and Jerry's AND Haagen-Daz. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

Sesame Street's Birdman parody is great and actually quite touching.

She's telling us to not believe they're dating, because the truth is she's working against the International Statute of Secrecy by having talks with prominent muggles. She just can't come out and say it, because the Ministry of Magic would try to stop her if they knew.

Right? She would fucking own that family. OWN. IT.

... But she didn't deny a mediocre love affair, right?

Well now I want Harry Styles to date Prince Harry. I think the Daily Mail would have a collective seizure trying to write headlines. Also, who doesn't want to see a gay royal wedding??

because that would make a good fan fic better then 50SofG

Women's Wear Daily Australia lied to me?! Is anything real?

Nooo... I was halfway through my Harry Potter AU fanfiction in which Hermione is a clever London based witch and Harry a ginger long lost Weasley! There was going to be a cat called McGonagall.... Spoilsports

Why is Rihcaprio true and this a lie? Why can't we have nice things?

I said this sounded like a fanfiction from the minute I heard it.