All I want is for my chickens and ducks to hug me just like this but they always just run away from me!

Sadly, no. Only an American with a British boyfriend who I’m constantly begging to greencard marriage me and move us to Scotland.

I'm def coming for a meetup in the future. I've had some awesome conversations with Scotish jezzies in the past and it only made me want to move there even more. Keep up the world impact y'all!

I was friends with a guy in college, at age 20 he learned he had a lot of natura talent for singing opera and started lessons. A few years later he performed at some event, and backstage Pavorotti comes out of nowhere and says to my friend “So you’re the one they say is going to replace me.” Apparently my friend’s jaw…

They are the best! I’m allergic to eggs, so when my boyfriend wanted to get chickens again, and since I don’t eat eggs, our agreement was that I could also get ducks for the cuteness factor.

My cats don’t do anything like that. But my ducks stand around or float in the kiddie pool squeaking and honking and I think it’s pretty fantastic.

<3 your kinja name!

It hurts, but it’s quick and over in a few seconds. I would get one once a year if I had to, since the trade off is so wonderful!

Yikes! I grew up in the Texas panhandle and it sounds a lot like your place in Canada.

Ugghhhh, I can't help you then. I feel so defeated.

That is a lot of BS. Find a widwife, I would almost bet money they will do it.

Very true. I still have a “period” that lasts a week shorter than it did before. I still call this a period free life.

I’m period free and life has never been so amazing. Ladies, you don’t have to live through that misery, get on the IUD bus if you can!

I have my name’s gmail as well, and get the same. There is a woman with my name in Wales and the first email I got for her was her hotel confirmation she had just booked. At first I thought it was my british boyfriend planning a surprise holiday for me to meet his parents, quickly realized it was not. hahah. For the…

My name is Katie Jones, I often get emails meant for other Katie Jones’, I often get doctor office test results for other Katie Jones’. It's an entertaining life, though deep down it has never sunk in that there are thousands with my name about in the world.

I have no idea how I went my whole life up until last year not knowing or ever hearing of Cocteau Twins. I've been loving this year trying to make up for this embarrassing mistake.

Maybe someday! I def do not have the back issues that she did so it most likely will never be covered by insurance for ,e like it was for her.

Oh yeah for sure, I'm happy, but seriously jealous. Maybe someday I'll be able to follow suit!

My sister just had breast reduction surgery and is now a size C (I don’t know what size she was before, I’m a DDD and she totally had me beat by a long shot) and I had never felt such a surge of jealousy in my life until that day she had her surgery. I’m super jealous, and it’s embarrassing to say it because up until…

We host Airbnb guests. They’re generally medical students who are doing rotations around the state and stay for one month. They work long hours, study a lot, and never make a lot of noise and typically stick to their room. What they pay in “rent” is typically pays around 2/3 of the monthly mortgage.