The other day while hiking by the river near my house I saw 2 snakes on the trail, my dog didn't even notice them and ran right by them. Yesterday I saw 3 yuge snapping turtles, which I've never seen in these parts. It's wild out there, I'm getting me and my dog treadmills.

I got to see him race last summer at the Worlds, I knew he was a tall guy but in the pic I got of him as he went by me he just looks insane!

I remembered her earlier albums being great, tried revisiting those albums recently....felt like those songs did not age very well!

I won a a back in the day pissing contest because I drank with Ron White the night my ex fiancé was getting married...still grey.

I won a pissing contest (oh those were the days) and still have never Ben ungreyed.

Has anyone seen my new red hat?

I would do some weird shit to have hair like hers.

Same! I’ve always said my whole life that I hate making out and kissing. Kissed my now boyfriend for the first time when I was 30 last year, and I was like “I didn’t know kissing was supposed to be like this!” I truly and honestly love touching my lips to his.

When I first moved to Colorado years ago, once I was moved in I found out my roommate and her sister had a business doing placenta pills. I saw it done many times, and never really thought I would ever want to do it myself.

To tell the truth, I've never had children and I'm not sure I would consume my own placenta if I ever where to give birth. Haha.

It’s quite simple. I generally start off with trimming off the sac, then I place the placenta “meaty” side down on a sheet of watercolor paper, a lot of women like a print of the placenta. Next I cut off the cord and rinse the placenta through running water for a good long time, after it’s clean I steam it for about…

I am a placenta encapsulator. Everyone’s is different and sometimes you can't encapsulate! Very weird job I never thought I would have!

My take away from this article is that the type of person who leaves Yelp reviews are human garbage.

Looks like the outfits Saved By The Bell kids would wear when they got the job at the beach that one summer. Ugh, I hate myself.

My father didn’t leave a will, and it was a little bit of a mess for us kids of his. His life insurance plan still listed my mom, but since they were divorced that apparently left the policy to his “estate”. My father was a simple and poor individual, did not have an estate until after he pasted away and we created…

Went to Denver Heath for my yearly 3 years ago, the midwife figured out I was eligible for a free IUD and scheduled it for me “demanding” I take up the offer. Best thing anyone ever did for me.

I've always been irrationally jealous of my friend who gave birth the same day Tina Fey gave birth to one of her kids.

I want to know if I could survive this

Yep, I totally cancelled Scribd when that happened.

I dedicated half of 2014 and all of 2015 to romance and finding a style in it that I could always go to for a good read.