I recently found this motivation that you speak of, and it was in the form of a damn Apple Watch. I have to get those fitness circles around or I can't have the damn beer I want so bad. I told my boyfriend I was embarrassed by this, but what the heck, it's still motivation.

I just started a full time work from home job. I’m not spam I swear! But holy shit, after one month under my belt, I don’t even have a belt anymore that fits. I’m not engaged, but I'm worrying about this already because I love beer too much to be able to loose weight fast. Should I start crunches without a wedding to…

I don’t know, but I wish I had received a poem instead.

I received a friend request from my ex’s new wife just after they got married and she changed her last name. It was so gross! And they cheated on me behind my back and hadn’t contacted him since I found out about them. Again, just so gross.

Amen

Dammit, I can't get a good pic of my face. Should I try underboob from now on?

We should be friends. Another church here in Richmond has done some crazy shit to me because I am a woman. It’s encouraging to hear you have found a new place you feel safe, I still feel a deep and long lasting scar and haven’t been to another church in years. Thanks for the great read.

Does Poot wear sketchers too?

Bless mine, because it’s now broken.

I remember reading this when it happened. I couldn’t get my brain to separate her from Rita Wilson, and was all “there’s no way!!!”

I was working my dream job in Denver, but couldn’t afford anything. I ended up having to move because I couldn’t find a new place to live, and I was in debt because the company accountant hadn’t taken out my taxes and was surprised by a huge tax bill. When it all came crashing down on me I remember crying “I can’t…

Yuuuuum!

Exactly. Someone argued with me the other day that “you learn about life” in your twenties and 30 wouldn’t be so good if it wasn’t for those years. FUCK THAT! I just turned 30 this year, I still think that if someone would have locked me up from 21-28 at the very least, I would be in a much better position mentally.…

You should have to spend your 20’s locked up and safe from yourself.

Thank you for this. Haven't seen Grande baby jokes in too long.

I knew I had this picture somewhere. This is me seeing POD backstage a few years ago, because I don’t care what they believe isn’t what I believe anymore, I even doubt they still believe the same stuff, if you get the chance to see POD backstage you take what God has offered. Bless

Hey, we all thought abortion was murder at some point. Haha

Everyone I know in my life today, in some way or another, is because I went to Cornerstone Music Festival for way too many years. Christian or not, everyone in my life can be traced back to that fest because they went, or hung out with someone who did. Life is funny.

Bless you

I hate football, but it’s probably in large part due to the NFL and the fans, rather than the game and (some) players. This just fuels my hatred and nonstop bashing of it to anyone who will listen.