I’m her. I am Quentessa.

I want to talk IPA and beer but I'm too drunk to talk IPA and beer. I brew, but I guess the abv of what I brewed a few weeks ago was higher than I thought, so I'm totally wasted. Please make it stop! Someone??!!

I'm so glad I started running this week.

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!

I feel like I read an article where Sudeikis’ ex wife completely bashed his ass and said he was the worst human being ever. But she went on to write Pitch Perfect and write/produce 30 Rock & New Girl, so I was glad he didn't completely ruin her life and take her spirit away.

I think my boyfriend is dreading taking me home to England to meet his parents, all because I want to visit everything Harry Potter and The Smiths related. Hey, I warned the poor Brit before we were serious,that I have a HP and Moz tattoo. He’s stuck with me now.

A friend, who is Autistic, is the smartest person I know. He’s brilliant, I can ask him about anything and he has the information that I wanted to hear. He was a brilliant professional cyclist for years and is now in an incredible band. He can do EVERYTHING. He’s not at a disadvantage, I feel like I am.

My mom sold my childhood home in Texas for $63,000 back in 2003. It was a 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath house with garage and large yard, and brand new shingled roof. My dad’s house sold for $30,000, it was a 2 bedroom 1 bath.

People are horrible and I don’t understand!

SAME THING! I’ve been in counseling for the last 2 years because of a friendship I had to end for my sakes, and because she didn’t fight for it.

My mom and her sisters could drink at 18, while their brothers could not. They grew up on the Texas/Oklahoma boarder, spent much of their time in a town in Oklahoma (where their mom owned a business) while going to school in Texas. I could hardly believe this was a real law when they first told me stories when I was…

My mom and her sisters (who grew up in Oklahoma and all graduated high school in the late 60’s/early 70’s) could all drink at 18, while the men could not. They tell stories about the boys they went to school with trying to use them to by alcohol. “Duh” I said when I first heard this story when I was in junior high,…

I drank a rye beer that my boyfriend and I brewed a few months ago while I cooked dinner. Then I had a glass of wine. Next I made a strong hot toddy, and last I drank some mead that someone boyfriend works with made. It's only 9pm people, what should I drink next?

I’ve won a pissing contest this year and I’m still unworthy and doomed to be grey. It's like I partied with Ron White for nothing!

The Nerdist is that way for me. Neko Case on The Nerdist is the funniest thing I've ever listened to. Please, listen to her episode.

If you’re into how songs are recorded, check out the podcast Song Exploder. Shirley, her husband Billy Bush, and Butch Vig talk about how the song Felt was written and tracked.

I’ve always felt that the ‘salute the troops/USA is better than everyone” crap going on at every single game of any sport was a conspiracy or put on by the government to keep people ignorantly happy about the country. Is this true? Are there any reports or investigations about this? I the reason I cringe at the start…

I think I love this more than the Snowden/Sissorhands video. Thank you for the following sentence:

I have zero proof that I was ever engaged years ago and way too young, he no longer exists in pictures, email, or social media. So now that I’m older and finally over the relationship and split, I sort of feel like I’m a crazy person and imagined it all in my head since there is nothing from that time period that…

Congrats!!!! My boyfriend is from England (dual citizen) and I often wonder how the whole spouse visa will play out for us.