I was sitting at a sharp turn on Brook road about 5miles from the finish and the live feed was not working on my phone, but from there you could tell Kiryienka crushed it. I’m a huge Martin fan, and when he went by he looked like he was hurting bad.

Seeing this in person was one of my best experiences. Really. This week was so fun.

Saint BosoxBob

Bless you. You've said the thing that I wish I could say to my family. I might direct quote you often in the next year.

I'm so glad I don't know what you're talking about!

Can they make dolls get UTI’s? Because that was the biggest bummer about becoming a woman for me that I was not prepared for.

They are not Christians and they do not worship Jesus.

I have zero clue to who this woman is, but I need her gospel in my life.

The “Sold Out” made me lol.

With my IUD, I only have a one day sort of/kind of period every once in a while. I do not relate to women who complain about cramps, it’s as if my brain has forced the years of trauma of having a period from my memories, AND I LOVE IT! Having a period is not a comfort, it’s a fucking curse.

I didn’t know what nae nae was until Hillary *kind of* showed me. Still confused.

I start a new gig where I work from home 100% in a few weeks. Everyone on my team will be working from home as well. I'm pretending that I'll be working with a bunch of Jezebel commenters. More internet friends!

I want to read that book!

Of course not, he was trying to cover his ass because I was in the room. :)

And it was just this morning when my British boyfriend told me, “Americans are so dumb. But you don’t count because you’re from Texas.”

Why did that video make me cry?? He’s just so rad!

I’ve never been a dog person, but then I met my boyfriend’s dachhound mix and I am in love (with them both)! I think he’s part lab, because he looks like the largest wiener dog there’s ever been, or the smallest black lab there ever was. His ears are 100% wiener though.

I went to a friend’s father’s funeral when we were both in high school. It might be important to know that I am from the Texas panhandle and from a community of 1000 people and 55 miles away from the nearest Walmart or even McDonalds (we had a DQ, duh, it’s the Texas stop sign).

Believe it, if I have babies they will be born in the UK. And I LOVE Call The Wife! I will start wearing heels when I'm pregnant.

British children also have the best vocabulary. I met my boufriend’s nephews when they came here to visit and was dying. If I get pregnant I'm making my bf take me back to his homeland so I can be a mum.