My British boyfriend who is sitting across the couch right now would be frightened if he knew what I was wanting to do (make) right now.

So now that I'm starting a great paying job in the next month and can really get out of debt (one credit card) I'm looking to do a balance transfer to do this. A two year 0% would be great because I already dread trying to do this again in a year if it's not all paid off. Which citi card or program did you go with. I…

Let’s do this!

I'm trying to MOVE to Scotland. They just banned genetically modified crops, low gun violence, cloudy weather, penis islands, penis under kilts, and more cloudy weather. I can't think of a finer place to live.

Thank you!

Thank you!

This is great. After i start my new job in a few months I was planning on transferring my debt to a new card as a way to quickly pay it off with a little help, and I have been shopping for a low transfer rate. This is a very exciting read for me today, thanks!

Please share how you got out! I’ve been trying to move to Scotland and the only movement towards this I've been able to make is that I've started dating and fell in love with a British/US dual citizen.

I’ve adopted my boyfriends pup as my real boyfriend and the man is my now companion. Bath time is rough, but I provide quality towel time afterward.

I have been wondering this since the Aurora CO theater shootings when I happened to be at the ER that night with a friend and witnessed people coming in covered in blood. I want out of here and the UK doesn't like my education or my lack of money.

I used to go to “Morrissey Night” once a month at a bar in Denver. It was just a bunch of weirdos who came alone on a week night and who would dance alone. I LOVED IT. My favorite night of the month.

Gross Gross Gross

Boss found out I was interviewing for another job and fired me last Friday, so glad that I did end up getting the call that I am hired last night! My new job won’t start until October, so for now I get to enjoy unemployment and the rest of the summer without the stress of the rush to find anything to pay the bills. If…

I'm drunk right now and agree!

@thescarletheaders in Denver are killing it lately. Sad I moved from town after they stared up.

I was fired on Friday. Some toxic environment so I’m happy but my ego is bruised. I have been interviewing with a company and my final interview was already scheduled before I was fired so I’m looking forward to taking his unemployment until I start my next gig.

Hahahahaha. That is so good!

I was fired from my job yesterday. Yay!

Thank you for the honor.

Never joke about funny tattoos you would never really get to friends who are tattoo artists because you might end up getting a 30 Rock tattoo. Or do joke about it. Whatever, I love my weird caricature Jack Donaghy.