Out of all the jobs I’ve had in my lifetime, working for Whole Foods was the absolute worst.

I left the office today for twenty minutes to go to the convenience store to buy tampons and a coffee (mind you I didn’t take a lunch today bc I’m leaving for vacation tomorrow and had work to do, so this was my one break I took). He was in a meeting when I left so I texted him I had a personal errand to run & brb.…

Stay strong!

Same.

I live in Church Hill and saw a “good ole country boy" driving around the neighborhood in a big black truck with a very larg comfederate flag flying from the truck bed a few days ago.

My IUD has been the best relationship of my life.

I went through a reading slump and could not concentrate on reading a single book for several years. I don’t know what gave me the idea, but I read along to an audiobook and it kickstarted what’s been a reading frenzy the last year. I don’t listen to audiobooks while reading anymore, but it did use up enough of my…

Dream job!

This is my father who was skinny as hell, who taught me to love St Louis baseball and how to be funny. He passed away 9 years ago at 55 from a heart attack.

I haven’t quite figured out my egg allergy but this could be great!

I usually win at this too....hi I’m Baby Cluck.

I came here for the baby jokes.

I will never forget what a cooked placenta smells like.

Ugh, I don’t even remember, but I’m sure I said something, I was a mess. But I DID remember today that I drank with White on my ex’s wedding day, not the day I found out he got engaged.....they were married on what would have been our 1 year wedding anniversary weekend. So grim.

I don't think I'll ever have children because I don't want to live without an IUD ever again.

We are all connected by Ron White.

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

I would be glad to leave, getting a country to accept an American is sometimes difficult.

I didn't know what cava was until I read about it in a romance novel recently. I am curious.

Jana and John David are twins, not Josh.