twistedschnitzel
TwistedSchnitzel
twistedschnitzel

It may be the very beginning of his career but he’s already better than Dante’s peak.

giant personal sized pizzas”

He better not try that move against Rollie Durham or we might have another incident like when he fought Tammpa SaintPete. 

“...put your gun away.

Being that the Patriots and Dolphins also have long term futility out west in spite of having the highest win pcts/super bowl wins overall this data screams one thing to me:

They do realize they’re on camera and this is actually their best behavior

It’s just like the shadow demons in the movie Ghost. But with cops...and people of color........in real life......................................Trump’s a racist BOOM!

Wow, the ball was perfectly suspended in the air. Gordon got real high. Smokin’ ‘em and tryna get to that bowl.

“Fuck YOU”

Yeah, the top third of his head is somehow blending in with its surroundings.

“A dong for a dong” -Exodus 21 and drunk at a Tigers game

A pitcher previously suspended for PEDs just hit his 1st career homerun at age 42.

“he didn’t want to play quarterback because he thought it was boring.”

Oh great, the last thing we need is for Philly dudes feeling the need to prove how not gay they are.

As ive always said, by refusing to change their name and logo, Washington is basically saying, “ ...fuck your family tree ...fuck you”

I’m high right.now.

In which case I would buy the 50 cukes, lie to cashier about making homemade jumbo pickles, slap myself on the forehead saying “I forgot something!”, ask if I can leave my edible dil...*edit* my future pickles bagged by the register,and then take the KY to the self-checkout. Now I’m just a forgetful pickle enthusiast

Just eat 10 regular Whoppers

You realize you wrote “games” yes? We’re talking about not receiving any punishment. Like, in real life.