When I was 11(34 now) my father took me to a Buffalo Sabres(GO EICH!) game, amazing seats directly behind net a couple rows above the glass(before protective netting). Doug Bodger had a slap-shot re-directed over the glass and, because my head was buried in the game program, I took the puck right to the mouth(dad…

“Did you say draft beers and ice cream while rocking out in the sun?”

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You can probably cut Ratliff plenty of slacks out of one pair of Reid’s

Wait, what, wait...I thought I only made a terrible Saved By The Bell joke. Im outta here.

Tebow can’t melt steel beams. I think.

Zen Master Opposition Warfare. Target: LA Clippers

“...for disturbing school...” THAT IS A CRIME??? Well then might as well lock Screech up! Wait what’s that? ....oh.

But if there were more cops in schools, I, they, she, .....

I hate auto-correct too. *born beater

Haven’t in years but I believe it’s the obvious choice here.

“On a long and lonesome highway, east of Omaha...”

Meanwhile, the people in L.A. and San Diego will continue to file their nails.

So what you’ve done is contradict your 1st sentence with your 2nd and say the fans might get behind any of the 3 proposed teams if they come to town? HOT TAKE ALERT!

Yes, because everything about L.A. screams loyalty.

Show us your teeth, Dave

Just got to wondering why I’ve never had a supernatural experience and I’ve come up with the following; masturbation wards off evil spirits. Nobody ever starts a re-telling of a ghost story with, “So there I was, all alone searching the Pornhub categories for something a little different, when all of a sudden...” Side…

The subway cop strikes again!!!

And now someone must stroke his.

“Oh my gawd!!! That’s Rob Ford’s music!!!!” -cue yakety sax