You? Shit, your nephew’s the one with skin in the game.

Every time I look at the picture of him with his finger pointed in the air, mid-shout, I get chills. It’s horrifying and yet it’s one of the best-composed pictures I’ve ever seen; the tie still ramrod-straight and yet tilted with the raising of his arm, the fact that the gun is almost an after-thought in his moment of…

I wrote a letter to my local councilman in my former city when we were trying to add LGBTQ to the protected classes. I wrote exactly this: Your children, and their children will judge you harshly if you don’t stand up now. It is easy to stand up when everyone has evolved. It matters most to stand up when it is…

The entire 2016 needs to be invalidated. This is bullshit.

How to sort the true statements from the lies coming from this transition team: place all statements in basket labeled “lies.”

Ikr? I thought that at least he would want highly qualified people in cabinet positions to cover his ass since he doesn’t have a clue what he is doing.

I read somewhere [reputable enough to concern me] that Peter Thiel was on the SC short list. The most baffling thing was that no further explanation was provided. Isn’t it at least expected that you’ll be a lawyer?

I’ve been screaming internally for hours in confusion and frustration that no one seems to be talking about this.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

It may be terrible, but a lot of us find it entertaining.

It’s like when guys paint up their abdomens to make themselves look like they have 6-packs — but for the face.

Folks, in case the gore troll from last night shows up again, I tried to cover what options are available for dealing with that sort of thing here. If you weren’t sure how dismissing or flagging works, I went into those.

For some reason, I’m in the grays again, but I must post this. Perhaps it will get me un-grayed? OH DAYUMMMM.

No one will see this because I’m in the grays, but can we PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW KYLIE NOW LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BLAC CHYNA????

It’s simply astounding how the GOP went from 16 (I think?) very different candidates and have ended up with 3 that nobody is eager to nominate.

Then you have to take a generic from a different type. Ortho tri cyclen Lo only recently got a generic version, as their patent expired in December 2015. I know this because I’ve been literally counting down the days when I can get back on it again. I decided to switch to another generic a few years ago so my BC would…

“Under my plan, generics are free, name brand is $60 a month. Highway robbery.”

Ditto. Sux because some generics give me weird, different side effects (like super sore boobs)...and some side effects are different with different generics. Bullshit.

When I clear away the dishes at dinner, I ask my wife “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or Done-done? “ before I take her plate.