Same. And to be fair, if I hadn’t found the show through the glowing reviews online from other Lifetime skeptics I probably wouldn’t have checked the show out either. Before watching UnReal I was of the mind that all Lifetime programming was total crap, and watching UnReal did not cure me of that prejudice. The promos…

I would like to be a nun, but my lack of belief in God really hampers any pursuit of nunhood. But, I already live in poverty, wear the same thing everyday, and have no sex, so ...

Okay, guy.

The Medicis would say: “yes, of course, now get the fuck out of my way.”

This new font is utterly fucking unreadable.

Public servant here. I’ve had to do some things that I found horrible and very much against my religion. For instance, I was part of a project to roll back public health insurance from certain populations. This population was included people with terrible diseases. By doing so, people actually died. And some, in…

This just in:

I’m sorry but Nebron and VadBunker are totally alien names. And Harlon Braun is totally the kind of name a human protagonist in a bad sci-fi novel about aliens would have.

like herding ignorant cats

And? Look, I’m not stupid. I’m fully aware that cats don’t talk. Cats make a variety of noises. Sometimes people think those noises sort of sound like words. What does it hurt to tell people on the Internet about how my cat sometimes made cat-noises that sounded like people-noises? I know he wasn’t really talking, but…

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

One of my students shaded the hell out of me this morning. I mentioned that we needed to start the quiz earlier because classes were shortened this week and this girl goes “Weird. Your class seemed longer than normal.”

Ashley Parker Angel of beloved boy group pop sensation O-Town has tweeted a picture of his golden asscheeks.

It was likely boring, strapless (either straight across or a sweetheart neckline) and either column or A-line, like everything she ever wears on the red carpet.

It sounds like she didn't fully understand what acting is. They could've helped the situation by not naming the character Miley and by not having her real dad play her dad, to draw more distinctions between Miley Cyrus the person and the character she was portraying. 11 seems old enough to understand the distinction,…

“its like a tiny euro!”

Where is the “length that means I don’t have to cough up a hairball after” option?

Everything about this woman oozes “Your unstable former co-worker named Holly.” Like, you can imagine people having a conversation about her in the break room

Rita Ora could make a claim on the Torah.