Sorority girls.

Spicer came in for the briefing, let Mulvaney yell about the budget and how there’s definitely gonna be a wall, and then walked out with Mulvaney without briefing reporters.

Pussies that are juuuuuuust out of reach.

Well, now we know where Trump got his wall idea....

No, silly goose, because a Muslim didn’t do it!

I mean I know I shouldn’t still be surprised at how thoroughly uneducated he is...but I am.

Actual quote from the transcript: “You know, back when they did NATO there was no such thing as terrorism.” 

Seems like an absolutely CHARMING fellow!

The whole album is just so.damn.good.

As I watch the press briefing almost every day, I feel I’ve become something of a Spicey connoisseur. Today, he could barely make it three words without stumbling and being out of breath. He could not have been less convincing while trying to tout 45's “accomplishments” thus far.

Tangentially related: April Ryan (the reporter Katy Tur referenced in the above tweet) later asked Spicer if the White House had a response to the obvious hate crime that happened in NYC this weekend, where the guy went there for the specific purpose of killing black people. Spicer turned it into a “well, I don’t…

“bomp bomp”

In case you missed it: They are rebranding Mar-a-Lago from “the Winter White House” to “the Southern White House.”

As a New Jersey native, any humiliation of Christie, no matter its source, pleases me greatly.

Actual, real tweet from a human that I know: “So now they attack #POTUS45 because he is a family man whose daughter is being persecuted bc company doesn’t like him.”

pleasepleasepleaseplease

good lord.

wait whaaaat is this?

I just...can’t be too outraged at this nomination. I don’t like many of his decisions, but there’s a difference between “Trump actions” and “conservative actions.” This is a conservative action; I’d bet a fair amount of money that Pence did the leg work for this nom.

Also, he’s using an unsecured Android phone still, according to the NYT.