I'm having trouble processing this.

AHUK! This Mazda 3 is unfathomably happy to see its electric brethren modified this way...

Dear Will_I_Am,

It’s very eerie-looking.

Losing track of a train for over 100 years is really something.

I am insulted.

I think I might have detected a weak spot...

Gleefully.

I’m fairly excited for Shadow of Victory, the next Honorverse novel (due 11/1). It’s one of my guilty pleasure series.

Well it would, if it hadn’t ended in tears at the goodwood festival of speed 2 or 3 years ago.

Nope, not bothered. In fact, I can’t wait for the Nissan Tit. I’m going to motorboat it. I mean, tow my motorboat with it.

For some reason, when I see the pics of the Maybach you’ve written about, I see the image in my mind instead...

“Are you telling me that you used my college savings . . . on a Delorean?”

I kind of want a shirt that reads “IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO JALOPNIK.COM”.

For the same reason they didn't include a golf cart, I suppose.

And he does not care.

I think you mean to say XJS is always the answer

She’s not hating on the Miata as a thing, but the blind cult that has accreted around it. This kind of comment is the problem. Actually take a moment to read what she’s written.

Also, for the record, I don't like Miatas. They're the boring choice, every time, and you can get a lot more for the same price than people…

Alissa Walker: Hates cars

What do small violins sound like a higher elevation? Just curious.