You’re complicating this. This is nice, but it’s much much simpler.

1. Buy model / toy cars
2. Remove from packaging
3. Display them on your desk or shelf, or move them around on your desk while you’re on the phone
4. Make car noises
5. Offer zero fucks.

The scan also revealed a clock in his stomach.

“Here’s One Of The Many Reasons Why Jalopnik Is Officially Pro-Roundabout” Then you’ll love Milton Keynes which, by the way, is a phrase very rarely heard..

Wrong one.

Yeah.. You’re oldschool.

“You’re not too clever are ya?” “Perfect”

Imagine if F1 used this as an opportunity to raise awareness for causes or segments of the population who could use it. Replace the Grid Girls with Grid Heros. For instance, how about cancer survivors at one race, or military veterans at another, or disadvantaged youths at another, or...

I have to say, I’m rather depressed by these responses. I thought Jalopnik was better than this. I suppose I was wrong.

All I was doing was agreeing with you??? I even recommended your response. But unsurprisingly, you joined in with the others in reaming me.

That’s good to know! The bad thing about a smart’s oil filter is that the oil filter is the lowest point on the engine and depending on the chosen filter, the lowest point on the vehicle. In a few cases on the smart forum, a few unlucky folks have would tried to straddle a large obstacle, only to damage the filter.

Also possible. No more fuel to burn and surrounded by mostly fire resistant materials? Potentially no more fire.

Thank you for actually giving a nice response instead of the others, who either are transphobic (what does that have to do with this?????) or are questioning the validity of what happened/calling me a troll.

“There’s no way anyone is that ignorant for it not to be a troll account. No one wants to call them out on it because they pretend they’re female.”

Thank you for an utterly useless comment from an account that aims to insult people.

I mean, if that’s your take, I suppose it’s poorly written. If so, I apologize. Not sure if I’m deserving of a “cool story bro”, though.

Interestingly enough, that’s similar to how my daily driver smart caught on fire. In the summer of 2016 I was driving home from a contract when I just so happened to touch my handbrake handle...it was burned my hand. I didn’t have a whole lot of time to be curious about it because twenty seconds later the CEL came on.…

Do you also complain on supercar threads about how they can’t hold luggage or haul lumber? Bitching about something a car wasn’t designed to do is like whining that your toaster doesn’t make orange juice.

This comment is going to go over so many heads and be underappreciated, much like this entire article.

We call it canola here in the US. Apparently rapeseed isn’t marketable.