I swear that video was inspiration for Adult Swim's infauxmercials.

Like anything else in the entertainment world, just stop paying attention to it and it'll go away.

Steph Curry, John Wall, Damian Lillard. Forget size and defense.

Do these companies not understand that they're basically legislating away free advertising? It'd be like a movie studio telling people, "Oh, you can review our movies, but you can't use the title anywhere in your review."

Yes, if Tony Parker is the second best PG on the team, they probably go .500.

3. There is an enormous difference between the players at the top of the first round of the NBA draft and the guys below. In football or baseball, you can unearth All-Pro talent way, way down in the draft. But in the NBA draft, it's often clear, right from the start, which players will be stars and which will be…

Just be thankful we don't have average speed cameras in the US yet.

Sometimes I think good white people expect to be rewarded for their decency. We are not like those other white people. See how enlightened and aware we are? See how we are good?

What's the difference between using an amiibo and just having a CPU character? I've played every Smash Bros since the N64 one but this stuff is confusing as hell to me.

What's the difference between a normal CPU in Smash Bros and an Amiibo? What does the plastic toy add that's not already in the game?

I played CS at a pretty high level about 10 years ago. When you've been playing for a long time, it becomes pretty easy to tell when someone is cheating. I played against teams and got beat thoroughly without feeling like they were cheating, and beat teams handily while having strong suspicions about one or two…

Final Fantasy VII, VIII, IX.

Which one of these is Latin for "Shameless Cash Grab"?

Yes, Tommy Lee Jones is a bigger star than Hillary Swank. Tommy Lee Jones deserves more money than Hillary Swank simply by being in higher demand. That's sort of how the whole making money thing works. If it were Hillary Swank and some random no name actor that was being paid more than her, this might make sense. But…

Labels of alcoholic beverages cannot so much as imply that it will intoxicate you.

4. To Gamergaters. A word of warning. Your name is tainted by the misogynists and nutjobs that have claimed to be part of you, regardless of if they are or aren't in reality. It is past the point of repairing your name. Those of you with morals and human decency need to retreat, regroup, and band together with…

In my completely and totally biased opinion, the 90s were the peak of Japanese animation, when it was still cel animation. Much wider range of style. The whole thing is too homogenous now.

"They don't think they've done anything wrong. Hell, we don't even think they've done anything wrong. But we feel the need to mention something blahblah female role models equality blahblah because we love patting ourselves on the back."

Spoiler alert: Your kids will probably grow up to be sex fiends regardless of how they're taught about sex.