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It absolutely blows my mind that Japanese drug discourse makes DARE look evidence-based. A friend who lives in Tokyo told me a while back that the overwhelming mainstream perception of drugs in Japan is that being at all involved with that stuff automatically means you’re a straight up evil person, and that prejudice

To be fair, a GM-caliber player is, by definition, going to have a much easier time breaking out of Silver than a Platinum or low-Diamond player who’s ‘stuck’ at that rank.

And why gamers hate it. They want to believe that they’d be [insert rank here] if it wasn’t for being stuck with garbage teammates, and people that prove indisputably that “no, you’re just not nearly as good as you think you are” make them angry.

I genuinely feel bad for the other 11 people in the match, but the Bronze to GM runs are useful. There’s a large percentage of the Overwatch community convinced that they’re stuck in ELO hell. These runs prove that “ELO hell” is just a coping mechanism. If you’re good enough, you can climb from Bronze to GM playing

I’ve been thinking about Donald Trump’s eating habits and thought: has Donald ever cooked anything in his life? Has he microwaved a burrito, or poured himself a bowl of cereal? If he ate fruit, would he peel his own banana?

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Never a bad time to remember Cardale Jones’ tweets

God damn it. Everything about Chip Kelly was awesome in that line of questioning. I guess I’ll like him for a bit. Sigh

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Sorry, you’re a fucking idiot. Franken isn’t perfect but the only reason why you’re calling this a witchhunt is because it’s gaming related and you feel threatened for some reason.

You’re way off in your assumptions.

Translation: “I had hoped that no one would find out just what kind of horrible, sub-human piece of garbage I am, but, you have, so I’m callously trying to save face as best I can.”


16 million pounds a year, which is worth about 25 million dollars. Oh wait, 22 million...no, now it’s 18 million....

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

So pick the future first-ballot Hall of Famer over the guy with glass legs?

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

In your opinion, someone fires a gun into a crowd and just happens to miss. How should that be handled?

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.