Recall that this was a full decade before the world would see the first iPad. Unless you were a serious first-adopter or a Palm Pilot power-user, the concept of "apps" was far from the mainstream in 2000, and touchscreens were rudimentary and imprecise. So while the visual design of the 24.7's dash is evocative of our…

I don't care how many times I see it, that DUI from Reno 911 always gets me. Fantastic setup, great punchline.

SoCal Hal will let you be a bro with the best of 'em. He's got the backwards hat. That's a pretty clutch start.

Cowherd, however, said it's OK that only three percent of African-Americans watch hockey, which, clearly, is not OK.

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Why does it have to be one or the other? How does educating the public preclude the police from catching/convicting rapists?

You're right. Everyone, regardless of age, gender, preparedness, or any other factor, is a potential victim. But catching/convicting criminals, by definition, does not prevent crime, so it is not a crime prevention technique because it happens after the crime has already been committed. Helping people learn techniques…

If your goal is to help someone avoid having their car broken into, what would you say? "Do what you want, thieves should stop being thieves!" or "Lock your doors, roll your windows up, and don't leave valuables on the seat or out in the open."?

I hate people that end every sentence with multiple periods. It makes them seem so...pensive.....

Mostly agree, except gospel should be down at #16.

Yes, and Schala was 16-bit.

Mechanically, the game can be fiddly and annoying at times. The pathways feel pointlessly labyrinthine and the collision detection is finicky. But emotionally, it's meaningful and resonant. Despite itself, Spirits of Spring manages to be a beautiful game about surviving horrible things.

It's widely known that the Cowboys threw this game. They knew they were making the playoffs, why not take the Cards in a bet and make a few bucks?

The most logical solution is to eliminate gender lines, which seems ironic, since it would all but eliminate women from most competitions.

What does him being a prick have to do with whether or not he's funny? It's like saying Adrian Peterson is bad at football because he abuses children.

So...he's a quality defense attorney?

Stupid easy solution that the NFL will never implement:

I subscribe to the belief that video games are art, but you won't find many holders of that belief on Kotaku, oddly.

The family cat that I grew up with is currently 21 and in good health. I was not aware that put her up there in "oldest cats alive" territory.