It's like that everywhere. She could've thrown a lighter or a crack pipe.

If video games are art, and I believe they are, why should they have any regulations like that? It's bizarre that people like you are out there effectively demanding a censorship board to ban games that don't live up to your arbitrary standards.

They're mutually exclusive situations. The NBA hasn't even voted on forcing him to sell the team yet. The Sterling Trust situation is completely outside of the NBA's judgment and control. The NBA didn't deem Donald to be mentally incapacitated, Shelly's lawyers did.

Fuck the Kardashians, fuck Tori and what's his face, we need a Sterling reality show.

We should shame people for certain things, like passing out drunk in public. In fact, we need to take the shaming further. People are shitheads because we stopped shaming them for being shitheads.

So they're a business....and the non-white dolls aren't selling....why should they be forced to keep them around?

A Dwight Howard team losing on a buzzer-beater three? No way.

So an 80 pound woman that looks like she's wasted on heroin shaves her eyebrows, wears clothes vaguely resembling clothing from other cultures, and this is high fashion?

Gentrification! Racism!

People will refuse to believe the truth. If they see a doctor convinced that gluten is causing problems X, Y, and Z, and the doctor tells them otherwise, they get upset. These people aren't coming in to get help, they're coming in to have the diagnosis they've made on themselves confirmed.

What happened was that everybody reported pain, bloating, nausea and gas to similar degrees. No matter what they ate—gluten or placebo—they felt sick. The problem wasn't with gluten, it was with their brains. Basically, it's the nocebo effect. People psych themselves out and start believing they're sick.

This is one of the few situations where Jalops probably agree with safety committees. Amber lights for turn signals, red for brakes, white for reverse. Everyone's happy.

All of the arguments against paying players are bullshit. That's what makes this situation so ridiculous.

Eh, it's not like 7th round draft picks go on to much success anyway. If you're Michael Sam, why not milk it for all its worth while you can? He's three years away from being a professional motivational speaker.

But haven't we known for awhile that he's felt that way? Yup, sure have.

Almost anything can trigger sadness and pain. The idea that everyone has to tiptoe around every subject all the time just in case someone might have a painful memory associated with the subject is asinine. Life sucks sometimes, but you can't expect the world to change because of tragedies in your personal life.

Dodge Dart parts registry. Or crowdfunding a Dodge Dart. Or whatever the hell this shit was.

That shit ruined Jalopnik for a while.

Hall says the staff at the Cox Road Subway put marinara sauce on her pizza. She said she wanted pizza sauce instead.

Garage sale or yard sale.