I thought Obsidian also did a good job with handling the differing philosophies of government and economy in New Vegas.  On my first playthrough, I went all out in supporting the NCR because hey, they were the good guys right?  But on my second playthrough I recruited Arcade Gannon and listened to him a lot more.  I…

In the mean time help yourself to more stock!

It really depends on the hard seltzer. Alternatively, buy good seltzer and add your own vodka.

Fun fact: A Coors tallboy is both fat free and sugar free. A true health drink.

The moistmaker?

Or a Joey Fries special. No sharing allowed.

Could do a Joey Pizza Special. 2 Pizzas!

What’s that,  a vicodin between two xanax?

So this guy has a crap ton of people coming to his restaurant but cannot think of a way to capitalize on this?

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

But what’s the alternative? Me taking my business elsewhere. Either you might lose my business through me shopping around, or you will lose my business by not giving me what I ask for. Which one gets you a better chance of making money?

That's exactly right.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Tesla style

1st gear: Ford engineers: The Explorer isn’t ready for production. Ford management: That’s okay, we’ll let our customers debug the problems.

I feel like the auto apocalypse isn’t going to actually happen. At least not until the day after I finally give in and buy a car. Let me just preemptively say, “that figures”.

I hate double standards. If he had horribly broken his ankle, they would have shown it twenty times, zooming in more each time, going in slower and slower motion. But expect the same in a case like this, and it’s “unseemly” and “creepy” and “Sir, please stop calling us in the booth and how did you get this number,…

Juicing baseballs to gin up interest in the game makes fundamental sense. De-juicing them for the postseason makes no sense if we accept that my first sentence is true.

Man, the build-up to actually seeing this thing feels like an eternity. And not in a ‘I have seen the trailer for ‘Knives Out’ before every single goddamn movie I’ve seen for the last six months’ kind of way. This thing hits all of my film nerd buttons, hard. I want it in my brain!

Oh no!!! Not the casuals!!!!!