I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

“They do?  Better fix that.” - Paradox Interactive

“$27k?  Man, QA gets better pay than that.”

He did have to leave the interview halfway through to return some videotapes.

Farrow has stated that he believes the father on his birth certificate is a child molester. I don’t think he’s too torn up by the possibility that he actually has a different father.

Please ask Jake, while he’s wearing his costume, whether he feels like a sandwich or not.

Ronan Farrow seems like a good person, and I admire his work, but, damn, I would cast him as a serial killer in a movie in a heartbeat. He gives off a real Patrick Bateman vibe especially when he slicks back his hair. 

I can’t explain the amount of stress you just removed from my life (I would draft peanut butter an easy #1 in a The Takeout Spreads Fantasy Draft).

I remember after that came out turning to a friend and going this has to be it with him right? She responded that it didn’t seem to be doing as much as you’d think though, I’m not sure.

On my little phone screen I saw that first picture and thought, “I wonder what Kate McKinnon is plugging on Colbert.”

Imagine if there was an actual audio recording out there of Trump joking about sexually assaulting women! That would bring down Trump for sure! There wouldn’t even need to be an investigation! Someone look for that tape, there must be at least one out there!

A winch is a handy thing to have on a truck if you live anywhere with substantial snowfall.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Ahem, ‘Henry Fondle’.

The Emmys are particularly bad at recognizing anything but the most rote animation; see: decades of Venture Bros. snubs.

Ugh, the fact that “Free Churro” lost out to The Simpsons this year in the Emmys is as quietly devastating as anything that’s happened on the show.

Before each season starts, I think: “Never have I been so eager to let a series of television episodes crush me.”

I wonder whether BH would have made it this far without the existence of streaming services.

Really looking forward to this series. I think Bojack Horseman had some of the most incisive writing about mental illness on television. And it’s genuinely startling to see how this show evolved and surprised everyone who had written it off as a “kinda funny, smart-ass celebrity satire with funny talking animals” in…

You’re seriously arguing there’s nothing unfair about not re-attaching the tires to a car before giving it back to the customer? That is really your position here?