okay

For fried pickles, gonna have to yield to Alton Brown on this one.

I’m reminded of the Jim Gaffigan bit

>but also constituted likely violations of election law

with scooters, you don’t end up all sweaty when you reach your destination

Spanish Flu 2.0

Rule number 1 of football: preserve a man’s modesty. Knees are a cracked door for lustful eyes.

Oh they got this all wrong

Dippin sticks?

Takeout: *does a taste-test of 13 varieties*
Commentariat: “but what about myyyyyyyyy favorite?”

If they’re going for the Roger Moore era, it’s going to blow up in their faces.

No Price? Too High!

Everyone references Orphan, but this was also an episode of SVU. Not one of the best, but it was memorable.

The first time I watched WTR, it was 1am on WGN. We decided to drink every time somebody got kicked, twice if it was a roundhouse. I’m still hungover.

>I ate pussy for the first time the night before, and I tweeted the next day, ‘Happy Pride to everyone, because no one’s 100% straight.’

My first date with my now-wife was to see Interstellar. We both hated it.

I said it was ideal, not necessarily realistic.

One where he sets policy in the senate. Chucky Schumer needs to go away.

Harris should stay in the Senate and not go back to being a cop.

My Ideal Cabinet