4th Gear: So confused by this. If your in the market for a luxury car and your considering any of the Germans, why would you go with a Model 3? When it comes to a nice luxury car interior its not even in the same ballpark.

“Actually shops at a farmer’s market” should start shopping at actual farms. This shit goes down all the time at the farmer’s market too.

phase five is kickers, punters, and everyone who didn’t get drafted in first four phases (so maybe Christian Hackenberg?)

CP <<=====|==L==>> NP

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

Practical makeup and recyled Friends scripts were cheaper than CGI, I imagine.

Just ask the Geico cavemen. 

Better late than never.

Roomy McRoomface.

So dude is now the owner of the abode equivalent of Boatie McBoatface?

I wasn’t sure about the candle holder, but then I saw that it is *Amazon’s Choice* for “spi home octopus pillar candle holder”. Sold.

When I heard Oscar Isaac would be Gomez I thought they might have finally found someone who could live up to Raul Julia, if it had been live action. I can totally imagine Isaac all Gomez-ed up, if it wasn’t just voice over on a middle-of-the-road CGI animated movie.

I’ll give it a go. Clerks 2 was far better than it had any right to be.

Oxycodone is a sometimes drug. 

Just gonna leave this classic here

Yeah, pretty much every budding pansexual who’s exceptionally proud of it (enough to make it a part of their social introductions) tends to soapbox about how bisexuality is too exclusive and binary. It’s an understandable but incorrect misunderstanding.

I kinda thought that was part of the joke tbh

I’m totally down with Salty on this one. I’ve adopted a three strikes rule with new restaurants and it’s served me well.  I’ve been to places where the first time was awful, second was OK, third was great.  That one made it into the rotation.  There was another instance where are three were bad.  We do not speak of…

This reeks of Fear Of Missing Out (of the Chinese market)
Simple business strategy. you need to make more profit every year, otherwise the shareholders will dump you. China is now that possibility for expansion, so every company does whatever it needs to, to please their future customers.

I agree with the first part, but I won’t miss the open-pipe throttle blippers cutting between lanes from the blind spot on my car. 

The answer to this and other questions may be found in the article you just skipped past so you could fire off this dumb comment.