Dear Salty,

The city in which I live bans smoking of any kind in restaurants, bars, patios, etc but I just returned from a European destination where smoking on patios is allowed and generally quite accepted.

Only watching this trailer made me realize how weird it is to have this journey for Harley without any hints of Ivy.

It probably wasn’t that hard. He’s dating Mary Elizabeth Winstead. He decided to do a movie with his girlfriend.

“Hey Ewan wanna get paid a shitload of money to ham it up for a few weeks?”

The Island

Say anything you want about Harley Quinn, but I’d say she might be DC’s most consistent character.

That chick isn't surrounded by 50 dudes, so I doubt it's your mom.

annnnnd it already broke down, literally on the way home for the guy who bought it

They’ll have to be extra vigilant to make sure that there’s no Whiskey in the Jar.

I mean who are they limiting on these statues?

Movie-based counterpoint:

Man...as a safe driver and car insurance haver I can’t wait for an insurance company to hold some smug (or otherwise) Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property If they think that this Is a safe feature to use In a crowded lot.

Where have you parked your Tesla?

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

I feel like if I don’t forward this on to ten friends, she will come after my family.

Gonna set the room on fire with this flaming hot take: I’m looking forward to seeing this movie because it looks good and interesting and I like good and interesting movies. The actors seem like they put in good performances, and I like all those actors based upon their previous work. I bet it looks good, and probably…

You’re such a brave, good person. 

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”