“What were the suspects driving?”
“An abomination.”

“IT’S NOT WELFARE! THEY’RE ‘SUBSIDIES’ GODDAMN IT!”

After the game Kimbrel refused to join the rest of the team for a meal in the cafeteria and instead found an empty area of steps where he could eat his sandwich alone......

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

You’re kidding, right?

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See when I think of bocks, I think of Ziegenbock, because only Texans get it. When I lived there during the early aughts, it was quite frequently the only beer on tap that wasn’t Coors or Bud (Lite). Between it being the best beer available at the rodeo and things like Wurstfest, it was easy to become a fan.  Plus it…

I think Faygo will spray a large role and Katamari will play an even larger roll.

> the show was “freeing” to him because he can now finish at his own pace

As if he wasn’t writing as his own pace previously.

Yeah you heard wrong. The Mormon migration to Utah was around the 1850s/60s and the doctrine banning coffee and tea came out in 1833. It's a good story though.

Let me say something as a formerly fat child and a fat woman, from all the times I’ve been insulted and shamed not once did I actually want to change my diet. Turns out when you say “I hate you, you’re disgusting, you shouldn’t exist like this, I don’t want to see people who look like you” you don’t actually help…

The Word of Wisdom was given to Joseph Smith in 1833.

There are very reasonable things to criticize Mormons for.

Wow. Look at all these comments from assholes who have never had to take shit jobs and keep them.

It isn’t true in a vacuum. Eating a dozen apples is not healthy. But it has been shown time and again that people who eat foods with higher nutritional densities and lower caloric densities (like fruit over cookies) will consume fewer calories. Nobody would eat a dozen apples, but they might eat a dozen Oreos. I know…

Let me disagree and state that nothing will happen when a Dem takes office.

They’re going to continue with buisness as usual, because Israel has donated to the campaigns of politicians on both sides of the aisle, and they are an ally in the oil rich Middle East. So not only does openly supporting Israel allow the individual candidate to court a huge Jewish voter base, it also allows our…

No matter how horrible the crime is, it doesn’t change the fact that we’re relying on the Criminal Justice system to determine guilt, and they don’t have a good history. I don’t want to give the power of life and death. Not even if they tell me “no, trust us, this guy did something really really really bad. trust us,…