I agree but that’s a much colder take.

The problem with TND, and the other Brosnan Bonds is that they’re all compared to Goldeneye, objectively the best Bond movie. TND isn’t bad, but it was damn better than Die Another Day.

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Superman. So I could avoid living in a world where people have superpowers.

I started playing WoW at BC, through Cata. Tried to get back in at Legion but the game didn’t take. All this seems so very bloated and padded in comparison to the old days. I understand trying to keep things fresh, but this is getting out of hand.

Is this where I come to promote my podcast? I just started so there’s only one episode, but I’ve got more on the way.

I only saw those movies as a kid, but recently rewatched the first one. Holy shit did I miss damn near every joke. 

It’s a pastry, think of a cinnamon roll but in a loaf. It’s delicious. 

As a diver, allow me to drop some math on why “47 Meters Down” is grossly impossible.

I don’t exactly see the appeal of the shorts, versus just making a teaser episode. Nevertheless, I’ll watch anything that uses Squirrel Girl.

Reel Big Fish. 

Sleeping Beauty remake. It’s next on the Disney list.

“urban youth”

The first 4 delivered are free, its monthly cost is cheaper than Prime.

Sounds like the tag line for the follow up “Drunk Alone”

Because Miracle Whip is a sin.

Okay hang on. You put Queso next to fried egg, while blue cheese is next to american cheese? I’m very confused for a number of reasons.

San Antonio resident here. I’m glad they did this because it more-or-less forced HEB to do it. 

Blazing Saddles if I’m in the hospital because everyone loves that movie and everyone will be too busy laughing to know when I’ve passed.

Swing and a miss, just like *checks notes*