I would love to be able to enter my zipcode and see which varieties are available and at what stores.

Maybe they can pick up Last Man Standing so Tim Allen will shut the fuck up.

Reminder, for .50 you can get fries inside your burrito or taco. It’s a game-changer.

>Judas is a supporting character in Jesus Christ Superstar.

Well that was a frustrating episode. I was ready to give it an A until the ending.

Mmmmmmm, capitalism

Carnevil. I spent entirely too many quarters playing it.

Oof, that’s a style made for radio.

Speaking truth to power
Outing gay men

One day its going to come out that this is actually Bobby Flay

Charles looks like shit. I’d put money on him dying before Liz.

Being born a white man.

“Other people have horror stories of getting pinched when a sliver of nut was snuck out of their cup at impact”

Sure is classist in here.

Ahoy fellow SA bro.

Is there somewhere I can check eligibility without handing over my phone and email to spammers?

License is only required on public property. This argument needs to be taken outback and shot.

David Duchovny as the T-1000, think about it

Piss babies with deep pockets

Just give me a line of Pike Place on a mirror and I’m good for the day.