Ugh I hate people who feel the need to express their disgust over certain foods. There’s lots of flavors I don’t care for but you don’t see me gagging if I’m out with friends and they order a mojito (even though the smell, if strong enough, does make me gag a little), it’s their drink and they want to enjoy it.
This is so delightful and touching I just need a minute to compose myself.
This is my justification for ordering fancy cocktails at restaurants instead of wine. ;)
My dad loves biscuits and gravy. He makes a mean sausage gravy himself and so of course is rarely satisfied by what restaurants serve. But he still orders it! Every time! And then he gives the exact same criticism: “It’s as if they took some sausage and just waved it over the gravy.” If you know you’ll be…
Right?? Like maybe he forgot that he just used that line on me 30 minutes prior.
I know EXACTLY what baby-doll tee you are talking about.
When can we expect a new single featuring Carlos Santana??
Went to breakfast with husband and his mother, she greets me by immediately asking “How are you? Are you okay? You look pale.” “Nope, this is just my face.” (I get a lot of “Smile!” or “What’s wrong?” or “Tired?” so this is now my default response, which I say making full eye contact.)
That is AMAZING.
I had a guy once compliment my skirt while I walked by, “I really like your skirt, it’s something my girlfriend would wear.” Wtfffff. I kept walking.
I’ve got red hair and am not small, been called “Big Red” on more than one occasion while just trying to walk from A to B.
“Most Americans have really annoying accents, but yours really isn’t bad!”
I’ve gotten that too!! From friends on college that I felt no need to keep in touch with.
My parents said on more than one occasion that my sister got all the singing talent in the family, and I got the sarcasm. =\
Yuuuup.
Sometime in high school a guy asked me if I was wearing contacts and I said yes, because I do wear corrective contacts. “Yeah, I thought you were. Definitely colored contacts.” I was just kinda stunned. I think I stammered “No, they’re just tinted enough so I can find them in the case.” and he said “Yeah, they’re…