I was surprised when I heard she was on the show, but ended up really liking her interview. She’s very aware of her image, fame, and wealth, and came across as way more clever than people give her credit for.

I wish I could go back to myself in my carefree 20s when I was so busy going outdoors and turning my fact to the sun and say “WEAR MORE DAMN SUNSCREEN.” Pale skin + sunshine = brown spots in your 30s. =(

My husband and I had already been living together for 2 years before we got married. People keep asking me how the first year of married life is going and are really disappointed when I say “Pretty much the same.”

Ooh, are we posting our cake pictures??

Our cake was meh but we still froze a chunk of it and all my married friends have assured me that it will taste like ass a year later but I don’t care I’m going to eat it anyways.

A friend of mine had many different pies, and we had to line up to select what we wanted. Our table just kept going back for more and we shared the pieces until we’d sampled every flavor.

We were supposed to take home all our buffet leftovers but they were nowhere in sight. Where did that half a tri-tip go?? Into one of the catering staff’s car, I’m guessing. =(

My friend and bridesmaid made about 200 cupcakes for our wedding. I was hell-bent on a particular flavor (chocolate bergamot) and she NAILED it. The trial ones were SO GOOD. We also had a small cake just to cut for photos and serve to the wedding party. We went to a small local bakery that agreed to make it chocolate…

My caterers did not leave us the leftovers. I KNOW there were leftovers. There was like half a fucking tri-tip that some jerk took home for themselves. AND the mac & cheese.

We are clearly opposites, I pack for EVERYTHING.

This looks amazing. I’ve never bought mezcal before, what are some good brands?

Right? I mean I could have bounced after but there’d be no way home that late via public transport, and I didn’t want to take my car. The whole thing, logistically, would have been a pain in the ass for me.

NO WAI.

I met up with an ex for coffee twice, and we got along fine. It had been at least 10 years since we’d dated. A week or two later he texts me for a booty call. Not only was I not interested, it was on like a Tuesday and he expected me to stay the whole night. Nooope. He got rather sore about it when I said “thanks but…

Had a friend who never even really dated this girl but met her working at a music festival and nicknamed her “Totga” (The one that got away) and spent at least a year or two pining over what could have been.

So everyone’s seen the “lost” Seinfeld episode UCB did where Susan comes back from the dead, right? The impressions, the writing, it’s just so spot-on.

I had that type of college/post-college relationship too! I don’t know WHY I was so convinced that “making it work” was the right thing to do. Glad it only lasted two years, but boy I wish I had those two years back.

The fact that she has a “birthday week” says so much.

Good luck!

Ew! Glad he stayed away after that. Definitely on the border of crazy-town.