A coworker of mine (who is black and I mention because it’s relevant to this story) always wears a dapper suit and pocket square. He’s commented that because there are so few black people in the entire company, he overcompensates beyond the everyone else’s business casual. There’s a lot to unpack there about…

Srsly I am in my mid-30s and have never been earning that much (Liberal Arts education woooooooooo!!). Even if I wanted a kid, I couldn’t afford to give them the type of life I’d want for them.

I’ve had to acknowledge that my friends with kids are going to be harder to schedule with or plain unavailable. I’m not a huge fan of kids myself and can get easily rattled (not just by kids), so I’ve only got so much patience for hanging out at their place while their child makes a racket. Some types of events are…

I am not a fan of kids, they’re messy and rude more than they’re cute and fun. Teenagers I find amusing because they have all these FEELINGS so actually maybe I’m not that great with teens either.

Other fun hashtags: #OvumOffice coined by @gaileyfrey

I’ve got my books organized by color. It’s not that many and I hardly ever need to pull a book off the shelf, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I agree he would have, though when you think about it his mind was broken when he was very young just so he could be Bran’s loyal servant. So with that time loop in effect, how much free will did he really have? Arrrg time travel always makes things complicated.

WORD on the greasy breakfast. Eggs, crispy hash browns, crispier bacon.

Are we all on the same page that Bran was in fact in Hodor AND in a flashback, and that feedback loop is what messed up Wylis? That Hodor was, in fact, being controlled by Bran, and was not in control of his body when he was made to hold the door?

He might have Bell’s Palsy, and the right side of his face is paralyzed. So even if he’s smiling, it looks like a smirk.

We have two Orla Kiely duvet covers that we cycle between. My husband is a sweaty sleeper. The top sheet protects my precious duvet covers. Both the top and fitted sheets need to be replaced every so often because over time the sweat stains are there to stay.

You should see the type of tech dorms they’re renting out in San Francisco...

My husband’s eyebrows can get out of control. He has a trimmer so will at least ensure they’re two separate brows and not one, but sometimes the hairs are so LONG that I can’t take it anymore and have to trim them. He gets them trimmed whenever he goes in for a haircut but I can’t always wait that long.

My husband sometimes gets a few darker, thicker facial hairs... on the tip of his nose. One day, normal looking nose. Next day, where the hell did these five black spiky hairs come from?

I think I’ve posted this in a comment somewhere before, but this NYT wedding description rivals if not beats Vogue’s:

Oh man, 45 minutes is impressive.

The only lesson I’ve learned is to not line my lower lids. They’ll have to pry my felt tip eyeliner from my cold dead hands.

Seriously? What other times is it okay to give your parents a pass for insulting your looks and your loved ones in the same breath?

“Did you wipe?” “Did you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?”